Wednesday, April 14, 2010

April 14th - Ducks

Five of Spades - Ducks
16 - Beat Poem


My apologies. This one kind of got away from me.




No Title

Above:
pretentious placidity:
preening purposefully these petty piscivores wear white rings like silk neckties
and they pout and posture, proud of their purple-heads,
as the brown-breasted burden-bearing women bathe and buoy in men's wakes
all merry in their mere months of monogamy!
all fat in their fleeting flightlessness!

Below:
unseen horrors:
eviscerated fish, floating tendrils of shredded sargasso, ugly crooked warted webbed feet

But we only see half of it
Sitting close on that iron bench on Lloyd Lake
You say the ducklings are cute
And sure
But remember my love this is not who we are

We are falcons
We are razor-beaked raptors
We are daring duck hawks
We will snap the silk-tied necks of any malicious mallard
As it would gladly sever and swallow
The Froggie who a-wooing went.

You say sometimes you wish you were a duck but
We promised never to migrate
We promised never to moult

So death to the Indian runner! Death to the Khaki Campbell! Death to the Welsh Harlequin and the Abacot Ranger and the Dutch Hookbill! Death to that east coast fiend, that parasite from Peking - death to the Long Island Duck!

We are falcons
              not just for your rough and slender talon fingers
              not just for your skinny golden legs or your resplendent dappled breasts
              not just for my hooknosed Garuda face
              not just for our sinful thoughts and deeds
              not just for our unconverted gentility, our unconditioned genitality

We are motile!
We mate for life! We mate for a moment!
We soar, passing food between our mouths as falling falling falling falling we twist up in and around each other in purifying paroxysms!
For we are falcons!


Or at least eagles
For this is America, by God
For here we rest beside John Fitzgerald Kennedy Drive
In the great state of California

And you are crying kind of
And we are sick of each other kind of
And you say sometimes you wish you were a duck but

I refuse to be flightless
even here on this iron bench
squeezing your skinny leg
And though San Francisco's warm this winter
grasping desperately to your avian knee
even if only for a month or two
I refuse to be flightless



Tuesday, April 13, 2010

April 13th - God

Ace of Spades - God
2 - Haiku


A thunderous clap!
Smoldering branches of felled
wisterial trees.


Monday, April 12, 2010

April 12th - Foreplay

Ten of Spades - Foreplay
12 - Zen Koan

This is an old one, and though I hate to recycle, it's tax time. Plus, with a small shift in the title, the poem fits the criteria perfectly and is put in a new context.

Gnostic Lovers (Soft Breaths)

I asked her where her mind was

She pointed to her thirteenth rib
"The origin and graveyard of love"

We were silent for a long time


Sunday, April 11, 2010

April 11th - Bill Clinton

Jack of Spades - Bill Clinton
14 - Craigslist missed connection

Commander In Briefs - m4m - 34 (Downtown Crossing)

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/1687793572.html


Commander In Briefs - m4m - 34 (Downtown Crossing)


Date: 2010-04-11, 11:42PM EDT


Me: Tall, blonde, striking blue eyes (if I do say so myself), red towel, a little pillowy
You: Dead ringer for a young Bill Clinton
Where: Downtown Crossing BSC Sunday at around 4

You noticed me checking you out by the ellipticals and smiled (I f*cking love dimples!)...
Later on I passed you on the way back from the showers.
And we made eye contact.
For like forever.
Eye contact in the locker room!

We should grab coffee sometime...and maybe play?
I'd love for you to preside over my internet bubble...

  • Location: Downtown Crossing
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1687793572



For the Bill Clinton card, I was hoping for a mainstream rap so I could pull out some mid-nineties Das EFX style -iggitys, but this works too.


Saturday, April 10, 2010

April 10th - Having a Gay Best Friend

Queen of Hearts - Having a Gay Best Friend
8 - Limerick

I have a buddy named Ben
Who prefers the comp'ny of men
He called me one day
Whispered, "come play"
And I went over to his house and we chilled and played Halo for like six hours


Take that 300 year old poetic tradition, homophobia.

Friday, April 09, 2010

April 9th - WILD CARD

Jack of Hearts - WILD CARD
King of Clubs - Burger King

When asking for topic ideas for this project, I got a great one from one C. S. that I wanted to include but for which I couldn't really find a proper place - and to be honest, I wasn't quite sure I was up to the task. The topic in question: "all alliteration". So the following is a poem that includes a poem-within-a-poem that includes almost all alliteration. Thanks for the killer suggestion, C.!


An Endless October Fast Food Morning

In the early morning sleeplessness, the post-coital dew
I'm thinking of you vaguely and I
can still smell you on my beard and I
need a taste in my mouth other than yours but
the doors are locked so I
wait
writing to you in the pre-dawn chill
distracted by the meal to come:
hot hearty ham hocks hand in hand with heaps of hashbrowns
honey butter broiled bacon on baked banquet-style biscuits or
toast or tortillas trickled with takeoff treacle tenderly, daintily drizzled
sizzling sausage slabs snuggly centered on sesame seed sandwiches
I experience intense intumescence, ingesting infinite igneous indulgences
grilled all in their gooey, golden glory
: I think of you vaguely
waiting for someone
to unlock doors
at five in the morning
sitting writing hungry love letters
outside a Brighton Massachusetts Burger King


addendum: I feel the need to apologize to S.G. for not writing about the "BK Mack"


Thursday, April 08, 2010

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

April 7th - WILD CARD

Joker - WILD CARD

Whaaaat?

When I draw a WILD CARD things are done in a slightly different fashion. I have a few less orthodox forms up my sleeve. So I won't have to roll a dice today. Instead I'll draw another card:

Ten of Hearts- Afterglow

So now I have to find, revise, and post an old poem of mine that has something to do with afterglow.

Conveniently enough, I recently wrote a poem about afterglow (in all it's definitions), that at this point in it's life really doesn't need much revising.

Cop-out or artistic licence? You decide.


when you jump on a trampoline you take your boots off

c igarettes     don't   taste  as good as they say
i n a 1991 Ford Taurus                       
p arked on      someone else's property
h eat turned up as    high   as it can go but
e ven that won't make our breaths invisible or
r ouse your feet: frigid and covered in the hay

a t which           we pick
n aked   telling  each other
d ead baby   jokes
.
.
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

April 6th Addendum

I'm still no Bruce Stringbean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxNf2uCxd3E


April 6th - Irrational Fears

Ten of Clubs - Irrational fears
7 - Bruce Springsteen song


(Don't Be) Afraid of the Night

On the streets the boys work all day dying for a piece of the American dream
And at night they escape while you lie here crying too scared to even scream
At the first sign of darkness
You run to your home
But you're young Alice
You should be out on the road
Oooh
Don't waste your summer
Don't run back inside
My engines are roaring
And my tires slide
I've sprung from the gates
Alice break free for once baby
Don't be afraid of the night
No Alice
Don't be afraid of the night


(spoken) Leave those fears behind girl


You kneel and pray by your bedroom window for a way to end your gloom
Somewhere out in the distance there's a radio playing some Jerry Lee Lewis tune (cue piano fill)
Well look out that window
I'm parked in your drive
So come out from your castle
Alice come for a ride
Ooooh
The sun's going down
but we don't need to hide
We can ditch New Brunswick
We can leave all these losers behind
Tearing out of town
Life's hard on the outside but
We'll make it through tonight
Yeah baby
We'll make it through tonight


(spoken) Come ride with me baby


(horn break)


I'm just a lonely rider in my old Cheverolet
with a beat up chassy but I'm still packing some horsepower
Running red lights tryin' to get out of this town
Girl I'll do anything to make you come around
With you sitting on the passenger side
We can go, we can run
We can drive anywhere you like
But if we both end up in Atlantic City tonight
You can bet baby
You can bet that we're alive


(max weinberg: “1...2...3...4”)


Angels are with us on the turnpike tonight making sure we stayin' free
By exit 13 your whole life's disappeared and girl it's just you and me
We roar through the Holland
We're crossing state lines
Flick'ring lights in the tunnel
you tell me you're mine
Ooooh
Now were out in the city
We're down on the streets
We're running for our lives
And we'll be running all night
For Redemption Avenue's long
The sun may be gone girl but
Don't be afraid of the night
No baby
Don't be afraid of the night
Together we can do it
Don't be afraid of the night
(spoken) We'll live forever Alice
Don't be afraid of the night
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Don't be afraid of the night
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
(etc.)