April 6th - White Person Cornrows (Two of Hearts)

Blonde Cornrows

Though mostly applauded at school
Your haircut might not be so cool
The attempt to "look ghetto"
Just like Jared Leto
Makes your parents embarrassed in Shul


With that doggerel out of the way, check out some earnest perspectives on this quasi-controversy:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/05/fashion/does-anyone-own-the-cornrow.html
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/11/05/style/readers-respond-cornrows.html