Put your collar down, Elvis.

Two of Spades - Diet Mountain Dew The Dew is my favorite drink Call it guiltiest pleasure or kink     Though the color of ooze     It mixes ...

Ten of Diamonds - Commerce! Industry!   People's Mantra To what end?! To what end?! Shout it from the rooftops Shout it round the bend T...

Eight of Clubs - Dungeons and Dragons   My friend always plays as a ranger Who bolts headfirst into all danger     But she rolled a one     ...

 Seven of Clubs - Deductive Reasoning I think; therefore, I am. Of course, but When I lie Beside you Matching breaths, I think of nothing. T...

Six of Clubs - Multi-Level Marketing Schemes   Did the ends justify Your losses? Friends and family gone, But you are a Commodity! A passiv...

Seven of Hearts - Doomsday Preppers How hard it is to stock away When we may perish in a day

King of Clubs - The Bronze Age   Was that our Golden Age? I used to ask myself: Magnolia-scented days And sticky nights That hummed electric...

 Three of Spades - Marvel SNAP! On the edge of sleep Delaying the day's winter I will snap once more

Six of Hearts - "Who's on First"   Thursday Nights on Yawkey Way   Shoes stuck to the floor I try To move in time to distorted...

Seven of Spades - Taxi Medallions