Two of Spades - Diet Mountain Dew
The Dew is my favorite drink
Call it guiltiest pleasure or kink
Though the color of ooze
It mixes with booze
And can certainly unclog your sink
Two of Spades - Diet Mountain Dew
Ten of Diamonds - Commerce! Industry!
Six of Clubs - Multi-Level Marketing Schemes
King of Clubs - The Bronze Age
Three of Spades - Marvel SNAP!