Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Take that, Rex Reed

Below are the two best movie reviews that I, nay, that anyone has ever written:


M. Night Shaymalan's The Happening

It was a crap fest, an explosive diarrhea, an anal death rattle of a film. Words cannot describe how closely it resembled fecal matter.

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button grabs you by the dick and won't let go.

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